once an old man was walking down the street he had a cane- but could walk without it, or could he? And then just as a bystander was about to help him cross the street- BAM! He turned into a super skinny, young, awesome, spy! then he came up to everybody and started looking at them to see if they saw- everybody saw you dumb guy! but anyway- then the cops came and right as they pulled up BAM! (YES- AGAIN) He turned back into an old man! it was like super, awesome, (but yet spooky at the same time...) magicalcadabra stuff! and then- my mom came down the street with a big HUGE purse in her hand and then she- BAM hopped int the bag then came out of the bag- not as my mom, but as CATWOMAN!!! then the super old man BAM, turned back into the spy and tried to hurt my mom (catwoman) but she amazingly died and then came back to life! (as she was a cat- cats have nine lives- but my mom only has 8 now.) Then the cops came over to help her- but they all had to BAM back away because they were all alergic to cats! The cops had to go home sick that day all cause of cats and old people. The fight continues in the next story.♥ 10/18/07 9:10 pm.
all the firemen came out to try to help the cat/woman/super hero thing.But of course the young spy turned back into BAM an old man again- then, the fireman thought that the cat was going to hurt the old man so he took her to the local cat shelter. but of course- the cat still had her bag, so she jumped into the bag and came out BAM Anakin Skywalker! Then the shelter people let him/her out. She went down the street where the bad evil old man/young spy BAM turned into Darth Vader! "My son my son! Give me a hug!" Anakin not knowing his evil plan runs and embraces his "father". Darth Vader knowing all along what he was going to do- BAM whipped out his light saber! Then mom/catwoman/anakin skywalker pulls out its light thingy too! it was a fight- and it lasted a VERY long thirty seconds until BAM darth vader fell down in defeat. This VERY long/ never ending story will continue on soon... 10/19/07 10:50 am.
So, mom/catwoman/skywalker dude got very suspicoius... were did the old man/super spy/ darth vader go? every one got there answer in a bout 5 minutes... BAM the "old man" walks out not as an old man but as- a dog! and BAM the "mom" started to back away slowly- oh know! she still has the nature of a cat in her! so she got very scared... then someone watching the fight goes- skywalker, use the bag! then mom jumped in the bag and came out as BAM a cowboy on horse! then the old man went into like a whirl wind of somesort- and then came out as- BAM amad steer! so there they were, standing there- and then mom took the first move, she BAM started spinning the rope (it came with the package) and tried to rope the steer but- it was to quick! he came charging at her all mad and everything- but he wasn't fast enough either! a really bad thunder storm started and the fight was on! mom came running on the horse and jumped off on the steer! old man started going crazy!!! he bucked and bucked but- mom was holding on! finally mom got old man tied up! 2 for mom- (so far) and 0 for old man! 10/20/07 8:46 pm.
Frank struggled to get out, but it was tied too tight! so he said frankacazam and BAM he changed into a clown! Martha has been scared of clowns ever since she was a little kid! oh and Frank new this weakness how? that was a valuble question that martha would have to ask later- but still she was frightened to death! she thought quick- she jumped into the bag and cam out as BAM a donkey that could fly and blow fire! Frank was not scared he BAM pulled out a balloon and it BAM distracted Martha! She looked at the balloon animal and was like- wow! Frank then threw the baloon marvously at Martha and it some how went into a major explosion of some sort! Martha flew into the air barely avoiding the massive explosion. she was very mad! Frank was cracking up laughing, and while he was distracted Martha BAM breathed fire all over him! frank ran around screaming- AH! I'M ON FIRE! Martha got a laugh out of that too! Frank got his "flower" and BAM squeezed all the water out of it and he felt better. (he got a couple of 1,2, and 3 degree burns too!) that fight came up in the end to be a tie... 3 for Martha- 1 for Frank. 11/04/07 12:03 pm.
They were just about to go at it agian when they both said at the same time, "man, i'm hungry!" so they called a time out,"We have to go eat! i'm starvin'!" "McCdonalds is good for me!" said Frank. "I like Wendy's salads," said Martha. so they both went their seperate ways, but Frank got finished 1st, (because we all know that McCdonalds is faster than wendy's!) so he went out into the "arena" and thought about what to change into next. first he BAM! turned into a squirrell, but that didn't seem very mannly like so he BAM! went into a whirlwind and BAM came out as the huge powerful, hello kitty! not that that was much better but Frank had no time- here's Martha! Martha started howling with laughter! why hello kitty, she thought.... but no time to wonder now, what should she change into? of course! she would turn into a little girl who was BAM! a HUGE hello kitty fan! but with an extra twist- she was a giant! the end of the story will coninue soon!